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North Korea Develops Anti-Aging “Super Drink”

June 7th, 2010 06:44 admin Leave a comment Go to comments

__roo writes “According to North Korea’s official news agency, a drink produced by North Korea’s Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture Company, can cure aging and all disease. ‘It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells. It also protects skin from wrinkles and black spots and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral hemorrhage, myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.’ It also has no side-effects.” Last month they announced their fusion breakthrough, and now they have a super drink. One can only imagine what wonders they will reveal in July, perhaps self buttering toast.

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