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How the TSA Plans On Inspecting Your Monkey

March 25th, 2010 03:27 admin Leave a comment Go to comments

The uncertainty of what might happen to your service monkey at an airport security checkpoint won’t keep you awake at night anymore, thanks to the TSA. They have issued an easy to follow list of how they will ensure your helper monkey won’t go all Planet of the Apes on your flight. Some of the security techniques used to make sure your primate is not a terrorist include: “Security Officers will conduct a visual inspection on the service monkey and will coach the handler on how to hold the monkey during the visual inspection. The inspection process may require that the handler to take off the monkey’s diaper as part of the visual inspection.”

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