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NYT’s "Games To Avoid" an Ironic, Perfect Gamer Wish List

December 11th, 2009 12:48 admin Leave a comment Go to comments

MojoKid writes “From October to December, the advertising departments of a thousand companies exhort children to beg, cajole, and guilt-trip their parents for all manner of inappropriate digital entertainment. As supposedly informed gatekeepers, we sadly earthbound Santas are reduced to scouring the back pages of gaming review sites and magazines, trying to evaluate whether the tot at home is ready for Big Bird’s Egg Hunt or Bayonetta. Luckily, The New York Times is here to help. In a recent article provokingly titled ‘Ten Games to Cross off Your Child’s Gift List,’ the NYT names its list of big bads — the video games so foul, so gruesome, so perverse that we’d recommend you buy them immediately — for yourself. Alternatively, if you need gift ideas for the surly, pale teenager in your home whose body contains more plastic then your average d20, this is the newspaper clipping to stuff in your pocket. In other words, if you need a list like this to understand what games to not stuff little Johnny’s stocking with this holiday season, you’ve got larger issues you should concern yourself with. We’d suggest picking up an auto-shotty and taking a few rounds against the horde — it’s a wonderful stress relief and you’re probably going to need it.”

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